Future Almanac - This weekend's Premier League and MLS results in advance!

As I did last week, I'm going to pull out the Future Almanac to divine this weekend's results for your wagering delight. No doubt jealousy of my Almanac runs rampant, but I seem to be the only one who thought of picking one up during my apparently esoteric travels. In other words, your thundering incompetence is your problem.

Ok, here goes for this week's fixtures:

May 9

Blackburn v Portsmouth

2-0

Bolton v Sunderland

2-1

Everton v Tottenham

1-3

Fulham v Aston Villa

1-1

Hull City v Stoke

0-1

West Brom v Wigan

1-2

West Ham v Liverpool

2-3

May 10

Arsenal v Chelsea

4-1

Man Utd v Man City

3-1

May 11

Newcastle v Middlesbrough

0-0

And how about some MLS as a garnish:

May 9

Columbus Crew v Kansas City Wizards

2-0

DC United v Toronto FC

3-2

Chicago Fire v New England Revs

3-0

FC Dallas v Houston Dynamo

1-2

Chivas USA v Real Salt Lake

2-2

May 10

Seattle Sounders FC v LA Galaxy

1-1

Guaranteed to be correct!

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