FC Dallas on pace for a generous You Suck Allocation

Power (sigh) rankings for the moment:

1. Chivas USA
2. Toronto
3. DC
4. Seattle
5. Houston
6. Chicago
7. Kansas City
8. Colorado
9. Salt Lake
10. Columbus
11. New England
12. New York
13. Los Angeles
14. Philadelphia
15. San Jose

16. a huge gap

17. Bendtner's pants
18. FC Dallas